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AnimalsOne Of These Days, on a day in Summer '68 when the Fat Old Sun was visible in the Great Gig In The Sky, in a place called San Tropez, there were some Pigs On The Wing. They were On The Run from Arnold Layne, a Fearless member of the Mudmen. Arnold had told them there was an Eclipse coming, and all the Dogs of the Crumbling Land would receive Brain Damage from it. This would cause them to Keep Talking, and as Time would wear on, their chatter would turn into a Violent Sequence, which would prevent the Pigs' future Embryo from Learning To Fly like their race did. What's more, their power for Coming Back To Life would be lost, too.
The creatures had been Lost For Words. They had been having High Hopes that the two Marooned species, who, since the time When The Tigers Broke Free had been living Poles Apart, would be able to let each other Breathe and Stop fighting. There was a Terminal Frost over their nations, one that wouldn't allow them to Stay in peace. Both sides were too proud to for
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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