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!!REQUESTS!! are ok because I suck at being a money-hungry jerk so throw your wishes in, I'll try to find some time to draw stuff for you, but you better look at what I draw 'cause I won't be able to do it nicely if you ask for something that doesn't catch my fancy at all IT'S ALL FOR YOUR GOOD ok
Favorite visual artistMunch, Schiele, Z. Beksiński, W. Wojtkiewicz, Tim Burton, Gerald Scarfe, Steinlen, Friedrich, James Whistler, Olga Boznańska, Bosch, Hokusai, Harry Clarke, Josh KirbyFavorite moviesOrlando, Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, Sleepy Hollow, Space Odyssey, Only Lovers Left Alive, Moonrise Kingdom, The Secret of Kells, The Wall, Easy Rider, Inglourious Basterds, The Cremator, A Clockwork Orange, Eraserhead.Favorite TV showsused to be Dr. House, Bones, Monty Python's Flying Circus. Lately I don't watch tv at all. I like some anime though.Favorite bands / musical artistsComus, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Yes, Peculiar Pretzelmen, The Who, Omnia, Doors, Led Zeppelin, Vernian Process, Sopor Aeternus, Flogging Molly, Hoven Droven, Blind Guardian, Deadfly Ensemble, Raconteurs, Shpongle, Clannad, Alexandre Desplat, Hans ZimmerFavorite booksMaster and Margarita, Poe's works, The Difference Engine, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Alice The Wonderland, 1984, The Witcher, Game of Thrones, Martian Chronicles, Les Chants De Maldoror, Crime and Punishment, Discworld series, Tango.Favorite writersMikhail Bulgakov, E. A. Poe, Andrzej Sapkowski, Allen Ginsberg, Lewis Caroll, Baudelaire, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Terry Pratchett and probably Dostoyevsky. Favorite gamesOcarina of Time, Link's Awakening, Rayman III, Diablo II AND OTHER cool thingsFavorite gaming platformPC and GBATools of the TradeAnything.Other InterestsOld stuffs 'n trinkets, literature, nature, hiking, music, art, history, gaming, tripping, gender studies, mythology, paranormal... (and other things).
like seriously i'm in a zombie mode even more than usually i lose the feeling of time flowin' when I have free time, like, ah, right, i'm having two math lessons (bleh!) t'day so it must be wednesday but since we finished lessons f o r e v e r i'm havin' a problem, ayy almost forgot it's friday and fridays r good just because. Idk saturday is great, too, although it will soon stop being like that 'cause my bo bro decided to move to Ireland. Oh well I can't blame him, they-he and his gf-will make a living there, for sure. Idk our country is fucked up, kinda, I'll have to move from here, too, there's like, no good place for people who draw stuff... (Plus, I'm socially awkward and afraid of job interviews, yo) ^ There are loads of shorthands so i guess it may be totally illogical for you guys, if you're reading it at all
I'm trying to play OOT on emulator ayyy but once i got used to playing it with keyboard instead of a pad it's pretty enjoyable :'D I've never been a good gamer anyway but whatever Forest temple, I'm coming for ya
oh also adult Link has a weird animation and runs like he has some neurological issues idk but that's just a small thing. So.
i stole a meme because why not
1. What is your natural hair color? grey-ish dark blonde, I guess?
2. Where was your ID pic taken? HERE
3. What's your middle name? oh my, it's an ugly one I am not telling you
4. Your current relationship status? forever single f y
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back? How do you expect Syd Barrett to know of me at all especially considering the fact that he is actually dead (kidding. Of course I keep his ghost in my wardrobe and he feels fine there we are good friends really)
6. What is your current mood? e n t e r t a i n e d ok kinda frustrated bc i suck at gaming; pathetic! i'm a terrible gamer but I enjoy gaming.
7. What's the color of your underwear? watch your manners, young man
8. What is one thing that makes you happy? little kittens awww also chicken nuggetttts but that's like, two things
9.Who was the last person you cuddled with? i have no habit of cuddling with people
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be? I would take that pepsi in a can and not in a cup, silly me also i wouldn't get late for a thing i had to go t'day and should have ben punctual ok this is getting complex
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- raven or wolf, but ravens can fly so yay
12. Ever had a near death experience? nay i don't think so?
13. Something you do a lot? read things unless my bro visits me then we play games a lot
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? THIS HOLLY SHIT i had no idea DA makes vide links ino video thing i don't even
15. Who did you copy and paste this from? a person i always steal these things from
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you? RANDY RHOADS
17. When was the last time you cried? idk
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? oh god i can't even believe it but yea i did
19. If you could have one super power what would it be? idk teleportationmaybe? or being hella good at recognizing emotions cause i suck at it right now
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? y do u always ask about opposite sex whyyy wow people are people i don't even care about sex anyway bless u and now get outta here
22. What's your biggest secret? it's not really a secret because if it was i wouldn't tell you but it doesn't really matter because i just forgot what i was going to tell u
23. What's your favorite color? ehh i guess i like it radical ayy either black&white or rainbow but i also like purple yay for purple and yay for indigo
24. When was the last time you lied? idkkkk
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows? do you have probs with that
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment? i just ate things from KFC yeah i know i know no healthy but i was hella hungry and it was near so i went there ok also i'm now drinking coffee
28. What's your favorite smell? incense, i guess? cinnamon ones. also the way air smells after rain yeah
29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be? lllllllllife would be the word hehheh
30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug? i really can't recall
31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain? nay
32. What are you thinking about right now? figuring out what to do next in the game
33. What should you be doing? learning+working on a thing for final exams it's complicated
34. What was the last thing that made you upset? that there were no places in kfc except for a big table for six persons and i had to take my stuff out and eat fries while waitng for my train 'cause i actually hate eating in public (and people hate it when someone else tries to eat near them i n p u b l i c)
35. Do you like working in the yard? ah no i do not.
36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Nikolai is the nicest name of alllll well I love Russian names in general
37. Name 5 things in your closet: Syd Barrett's ghost and my imaginary friend and you don't need to hear about the other ones also yeah these two are persons not things ayy
38. Do you act different around your crush? he's a cool ghost i'm a toal myself around him yo
39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal? longtimeago
40. How many times do you take a shower a week? daily
41. Do you brush your teeth everyday? aye although yesterday i was so tired i didn't but that was like, exception thing
42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush? i tell lots of stupid things in front of everybody SO SHAMELSSS oww
43. Have you ever watched a hockey game? tried to but it was boring
44. Do you lie about your age? nah why would i. but usually i tell people to guess first
45. Ever been jealous about something stupid? nay or i just don't recal it now
46. Do you pick your nose? i used to when i was a snotty little brat
47. What's the one food you hate? sssssspinach (but there are more)
48. What's the one junk food you cant live without? KAKARIKO FRIED CUCCO
49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake? have you ever believed he was real wow lucky man. I found out too soon about the actual guy and knew since then that he's been dead for far too long to be able to ride around and throw presents allover the place
50. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside it the napkin? y u ask haha lol
51. Describe your favourite underwear you have? my underwear things are all the same and anyway why would you even are are you trying to be provokative or what because you're doing it wrong
52. Did you lie in any of these questions? i already forgot half of them idk
SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. mess 2. mess 3. mess 4. mess 5. artsy supplies 6. books 7. also, mess
SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: (wow this gonna suck) 1 do you like someone? aye i guess so
2 does someone like you? ask them?
3 who was your last crush? turns out that i'm only attracted to dead artists and fictional chars
4 have you ever been lead on? hah no
5 have you ever been cheated on? nahhhh
6 do you want to be in a relationship? idk if it turns out o be a good one then why not but it would have to be like, a 'soul mates!' kind of thing
7 do you wanna get married? oh noooooo no don't wanna
SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT: 1. books 2. arrrrrting 3. winter 4. SUITABLE ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS of course 5. soundtracks from zelda games 6. psychedelia 7. hiking
SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. damn dungeon wheres da key i mustfindsariabeforeigotosleep 2. celtic folk is nice 3. need a new book to read 4. fuck those fucking final exams 5. i suck at being adult 6. such art block very uncreative 7. song of storms hell yea
SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1 Believe in God? nah why would i. Well certainly not in what you think of when you say this. 2 Had a dream come true? can't recall such thing but maybe 3 Read the newspaper? lately i haven't been buyng any of themmm 4 Pray? nope 5 Have a best friend? idk maybe. m a y b e or maybe not ehhh 6 Had braces? noppp 7 Wish on stars? theyre meteors also no i do not wish on them but i like observing them
SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1 Fallen in love? Ha! no I have not.
2 Kiss someone of the same sex? no and also i'm not a fan of kissing at allllllllll
3 Cheated? no that would make me an asshole
4. what happened 2 question four woah it's still a mystery ^ DID YOU DO THIS TO THE QUESTION well did you
5 Ran away from home? ummno
6 Played strip poker? i can't play poker at all, lucky me
7 Pulled an all nighter? ehehehehehe who hasnt
SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU: 1 Cried? na 2 Had fun? ayy 3 Been kissed? nopp 4 Felt stupid? as always 5 Talked to an ex? i have no ex so nope 6 Bought anything? food 7 Used chapstick? I have not used the chapstick. Not in the last 48 hours. But now that you say this, I think I am going to do it.